From Tesco to typos, it’s fair to say a lot happened this week on social media.
WINS
#RIPWilliam the Worm
Tesco managed to worm their way out of a sticky situation this week with another hilarious response to an unexpected guest in a customer’s meat and two veg. Wes Metcalfe, of South Yorkshire, purchased a cucumber from his local shop earlier this week, only to discover a lifeless-looking worm inside the packaging. He took to Facebook to let Tesco (and the world) know what had happened in a post that has since gone viral. Very viral.
As Wes Metcalfe said, “If they hadn’t replied in such a fun way, then it probably wouldn’t have gone so big on the internet”. Indeed, as he informed the supermarket giant that he would be holding a funeral for dear William the worm, they wrote back with a touching eulogy:
As we gather here today for William the worm,
It’s time to reflect on the lessons we can learn.
Now, this poor worm’s life was cut far too short,
After he was crushed to death in a cucumber I bought.
Tesco, please don’t let this happen again.
Don’t let William’s life be lost in vain.
But let’s not focus on who’s to blame.
Tesco have apologised admitting their shame.
As we resume William’s body into the mud,
Please don’t shed a tear. Instead, think of the good,
For William’s death has brought us all here,
Sharing jokes and spreading cheer.
Before his death, William was completely unknown,
Spending his days in the mud on his own.
But now his name has travelled wide and far,
William the worm – the viral superstar!
You can read the full post here.
#NightTube
After months of anticipation, the Night Tube finally launched in London this weekend. No more running for the last one at the end of the night – for those travelling on the Victoria and Central lines at least.
#NightTube launches tonight on the Victoria and most of the Central line! 🌙😃 #LondonIsOpen https://t.co/O9Y4pwy1sc pic.twitter.com/zgQ6SQSPD8
— Transport for London (@TfL) August 19, 2016
What was it going to be like? Well, fortunately (as ever) it was heavily documented on social media, with some very amusing updates:
The #NightTube has barely even launched & already it's a point of parody https://t.co/QNiu9e5CGI pic.twitter.com/YEv0vP3qGA
— The Drum (@TheDrum) August 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/Andy_Watt/status/767058936847532033
FAILS
Whilst Team GB may have won big at the Olympics this year (*whooops*), the fail came when they arrived back from Rio. Proudly donning their matching Stella McCartney designer uniforms, it was when they got to baggage claim that the team realised there might be a small problem.
Baggage collection could be interesting. #samesame #greattobeBAck pic.twitter.com/2ujPkLxmL1
— Team GB (@TeamGB) August 23, 2016
Piers Peirs Pears Morgan
When Piers Morgan took a nasty swipe at the Indian Olympic Team, the country didn’t hold back in defending itself.
1,200,000,000 people and not a single Gold medal at the Olympics?
Come on India, this is shameful.
Put the bunting away & get training.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 24, 2016
As did the best-selling author, Chetan Bhagat, misspelling Morgan’s first name in the process.
We honor achievers Peirs. Top 3 in the world,despite 3rd world sports facilities isn't loser.It is freaking amazing! https://t.co/pbFuP0Hmky
— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) August 24, 2016
Noted, Chatan. https://t.co/wYknYWSkQZ
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 24, 2016
It's Chetan. And sorry about the trolling. I get my fair share. Celebration or outrage, we tend to overdo.Clearly 🙂 https://t.co/Wkc6UWUIND
— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) August 24, 2016
I know how to spell your name.
It was a little joke because you didn't know how to spell mine…. https://t.co/s7sKUecDyW— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 24, 2016
oops. And sorry about piers peirs pears. It's piers. Noted.
— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) August 24, 2016
*face palm*